Received this in one of those emails you occasionally get:

"I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the
patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks
and looked through to see what was going on.

Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting, '14....14....14'... "

Good for a chuckle!